Monday Motivation

Ok so i normally wouldn't indulge in lunchtime binges until Friday, but this Monday is dragging like a drag queen dragging on a fag. My self control is low. My mind is wandering. I've started chewing the inside of my mouth. Oh hellooo Peanut Butter KitKat, you chunky champion!! Holding it aloft like a golden becon of hope, these five minutes of victory are mine.