Ambassadors of Badassery

So today is the day boys are chiselled into bad ass specimens of men. The anticipation has been somewhat overwhelming and my palms are clammy. We went for an early showing, thinking we were clever avoiding the queues and general hysteria... turns out other people had the same idea. Forget the sugary drinks and unnecessary snacks; we made a b-line for the screen on a mission to find some premier seats. Move kid, the fan girls have arrived. In the next three hours we embarked on nothing short of a religious experience. Usually i'm left deflated after viewing hyped up films, not this time!